Sometimes bureaucracy needs bypass surgery

Throughout a persons life there comes a need and a time to be bold, make waves, color outside the lines, tell your master you need a chance to fail in order to succeed.
When that day and time come, we will celebrate your new skin, new demeanor, new spirit, new façade and honor the internal chi.
That's what happened when I showed up in traffic court with two expert opinions from mechanics that were more than happy to provide them.
I also had plenty of insurance to cover the palm tree of no small height, that my Dodge Ram tore out of the soft and rain-soaked Florida soil.
The state trooper wasn't happy. He was used to not having a fight in traffic court, but this wasn't just a speeding ticket, it was a careless driving ticket.
I told the guy the lights on the well-used truck had a short somewhere in the wires and that, along with the rainy night, caused me to not see the curve.
The family that used to own the tree was quite nice to me and offered me hot tea. Everyone involved knew I was insured and that alone calmed the scene down to an enjoyable sup of Tetley's.
They felt badly for me and had no reason to think my version of events wasn't true.
The state trooper wrote me a ticket anyway and so in court the judged sided my way and the case was dismissed. His main concern was that my insurance covered the poor palm tree, which it did.
President Trump is showing up at a meeting with the North Korean tyrant, probably in Beijing or some other fairly neutral place and the liberals are going crazy that he is doing so.
No American president since Eisenhower has gone to Korea and yet the soft-bellied left-wing crowd is angry because we are getting a real shot at a breakthrough in diplomacy instead of a nuclear war.    
Therefore we are facing a real dilemma if you are anti-Trump: Nuclear war or unprecedented Presidential Summit for the first time in history. The liberal crowd hates him either way, but my orange-haired septuagenerian is crazy like a fox. He will meet with the ugly-haircutted midget Un along with Dennis Rodman (perhaps the next ambassador to North Korea after we officially end the Korean War).  
Rodman can be the unofficial coach to the North Korean basketball team while simultaneously teach their high school boys how to apply rouge, eyeliner, wigs and slip into heels without tearing the gown for that nights "Transgender and Lovin' It" ball.
My letter to my own "dear leader" would go like this:
Dear dear leader (mine uber Don),
Please don't forget Dennis' make-up box or your stash of orange hair dye.  We know looks matter. Watch out for the kimchi and don't drink anything you didn't bring yourself.
I would hate to see photos or videos of you and Den-Den in a compromising position with one of those high school boys as directed by Stormy OhMy Danielsson.
The news conference, broadcast live from Beijing, will be nothing more than a lovefest as Trump announces a new Ford factory will be built on the site of a former prison camp in North Korea ... what's that?
Oh, my secretary corrected me, the prison camp workers would become the auto workers and would work for free as long as they got a carton of Marlboros, a case of Coors, a box of Hershey's and a free Kia (donated by the South Koreans) at the end of one year of work. (Unless they call in sick in which case they will be sent to Chicago and be forced to work as a drug dealer.)
Of course they would eat, sleep and work in the same factory that will also have dormitories, a clinic, movie theater and a super WalMart attached.
Mr. Un, the only 'dear leader' people look down to, will ask Trump to stage the next Miss Universe pageant in PingPongBang - near his Sicilian mafiosa-like palatial family retreat.
Tell me patriots, what's not to love?
BTW - My friends in the Pentasquare tell me by 2020 American, Russian, Chinese, North and South Koreas will hold multilateral talks on trade, immigration, environmental and even military affairs. The Japanese, Taiwanese, Australian and Filipino governments will have seats at the table if desired.
Indeed Trump haters, Trump has just begun to transform the world into his image. Although most of us would rather be transformed into Melania's image even if just for the pure aesthetics of it. But seriously folks, she has always exhibited more compassion and level-headed sense than her television star husband. Melania was a success in her own right and didn't need his help. She's also 24 years younger than the President and, I doubt, has as many inbred-racial hatreds as he.
She seems genuinely beautiful as a human being and not merely as the super-model. She has a degree and speaks many languages. If the law would allow foreign born Americans to become president, she'd make a better one than The Donald.