Fire @Trump Tower

Speaking exclusively to NCW Media, a spokeswoman for Conspiracy Nation reports that the fire at Trump Tower was caused by a Russian national who was operating an illegal bitcoin mining center.
Unregulated bitcoin mining can easily overwhelm the normal electrical systems found in apartments and houses, which is why Chelan PUD and even neighboring cities have outlawed the "illegal" mining because of public safety concerns.
Electrical overloads cause fire and fire destroys building and kills people and raises insurance rates for all of us.
The Russian National died in that apartment, but he has been identified as a close ally of Christian White Nationalists who have been gaining favor with the public in Germany, France, Italy, England and even here in America.
The bitcoin profits were being used to fund national socialist operating expenses in the New York area and south towards Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington, D.C., all just a few hours away by car.
Even the dozen large limousine cars used to transport staff, money and jewels to local and regional office fronts south of New York, did double-duty as a profit center by coming back from Montreal with cocaine loads sent from France just like in the French Connection movie (based on actual events) of decades ago.
How did all of this come to light from a simple "mattress fire" due to a cigarette?
The New York City Fire Department and the NYPD and the U.S. Secret Service all have a special interest in safeguarding the part time home of the President.
Obviously a fire on the 50th floor caught everyone's attention. The man who died, the agent who was churning out bitcoin profits for a political movement, was also dead dog tired one night and had a few too many Stolli's, lit a Camel Light and passed out on his $4,000 "perfect sleeper" complete with a dozen MyPillows.
"Have no fear," said the the svelte, but simultaneously husky-voiced Comrade spokeswoman, "we will shortly have a new operation on line. The next city will be selected for its cheap electrical rates, potential solitude and plethora of computer geeks. I think it will be somewhere near Seattle."
The Russians support White Nationalists because that helps undermine democracy worldwide.
Here's what needs to happen next: In 2020, Republicans need to have a presidential ticket of former Marine Corps four-star generals James Mattis and John Kelly. They will be elected because they are no nonsense, not liberal and sincere in their desires to actually keep America safe from Russians, Chinese and any other threat.
Trump kept saying we have great generals and he believed in them so why not give them a shot at running the whole show?
Dwight Eisenhower served eight years as president after helping us win WWII as a general.
We owe the creation and implementation of the greatest infrastructure project in our history, the interstate highway system. That road network transformed the American way of life culturally, economically and physically so as to literally "make America great again."
I have no doubt Mattis and Kelly can fix the bridges, highways, dams and even implement a high speed train service from coast to coast.
The fire at Trump Tower was only the tip of a new Russian iceberg that can't be handled by a president who is beholding to Czar Putin.
Mattis and Kelly are not beholding to Russians or anyone else. Integrity and patriotism are their calling cards.
They are examples of strong men who do not need to act like tyrants to be understood. I imagine they will thoroughly vet their cabinet unlike the jokers we have now, each carrying enough baggage for a circus troupe.
BTW - the scenario of bitcoin mining causing the recent fire at Trump Tower I started this column with was completely fabricated. Although, in our hyper-dramatic era of spying out loud, don't be surprised if evidence is uncovered implicating millions of rubles were in that mattress fire.
Do I hear David Duke ironing his white sheets in the background?